I think I'm going to start lying about seeing shooting stars, I know that sounds like the most random shit in the world, but why not?
I could just be standing in a group of people and say, "Wow! I just saw a shooting star!" Then for the next five minutes everybody will be looking up in the sky like someone tipped them off that Jesus might be coming. And I'll know there was no shooting star.
But...the jokes on me when everyone looking up actually sees a shooting star, and I was sitting there like an asshole chuckling to myself.
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